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wauwy:

“Somebody threatened to shoot me once. That was pretty gangster, I guess. I don’t know how serious he was, but he said he was going to go home and get his gun and shoot me. And then I ran like a coward, which is not very gangster.”

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carrotlady45:

evilnerdproductions:

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

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starkreactors:

#if you consider the timeline of the movie and all clint could be just noticing the hulk here and thinking ‘and who the fuck are you’

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

jumpingjacktrash:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

#1 dad

condorn:

Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium

elasticitymudflap:

when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

wanna-make-art-and-help-people:

” Klaine commemorative plates”  

    — the most precious klaine fan-art made by Chris Colfer 

 

[Glee Live Klaine Skit (excerpts) - 06/30/11 - London]

Kurt:  So Blaine,

Blaine:  Yes?

Kurt:  Since it’s our last night in London.

Blaine:  I know, it’s so sad, I don’t want to leave!

Kurt:  I would like to dedicate this performance to Will and Kate,

Blaine:  That’s very sweet.

Kurt:  And you know someone over there just said that you and I are the American Will and Kate.

Blaine:  Do I want to know which one’s Kate?

Kurt:  Oh come on now I’m Middleton, come on.

Blaine:  I just wanted to hear you say it.

Kurt:  But there is one thing that Will and Kate have, that we do not, and it is not a crown because I am prom Queen.

Blaine:  That’s true, where is this going?

Kurt: The one thing that they have that we do not, commemorative plates!  Who wants a plate? Who wants a plate?

Blaine:  You didn’t, You didn’t! Gimme one.

Kurt:  Do you wanna plate? Do you want a plate?

Blaine:  I guess we’re official now.

Kurt:  ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL!!

Blaine:  I thought we were official on Facebook but now we’ve got commemorative plates I guess we’re really  …

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