The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
” Klaine commemorative plates”
— the most precious klaine fan-art made by Chris Colfer
[Glee Live Klaine Skit (excerpts) - 06/30/11 - London]
Kurt: So Blaine,
Kurt: Since it’s our last night in London.
Blaine: I know, it’s so sad, I don’t want to leave!
Kurt: I would like to dedicate this performance to Will and Kate,
Blaine: That’s very sweet.
Kurt: And you know someone over there just said that you and I are the American Will and Kate.
Blaine: Do I want to know which one’s Kate?
Kurt: Oh come on now I’m Middleton, come on.
Blaine: I just wanted to hear you say it.
Kurt: But there is one thing that Will and Kate have, that we do not, and it is not a crown because I am prom Queen.
Blaine: That’s true, where is this going?
Kurt: The one thing that they have that we do not, commemorative plates! Who wants a plate? Who wants a plate?
Blaine: You didn’t, You didn’t! Gimme one.
Kurt: Do you wanna plate? Do you want a plate?
Blaine: I guess we’re official now.
Kurt: ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL, ROYAL!!
Blaine: I thought we were official on Facebook but now we’ve got commemorative plates I guess we’re really …